Hey will you love me?…Wait, where are you going?…oh ok, guess not
broke my heart.
Be all like, “I have a fiction paper due and I wanna be on Ernest Hemingway’s level.”
Food grenades. Canned Food, grenade fuse assembly, plastic, acrylic and epoxy.
i cant believe that bacteria would just intrude into my body without my permission. that makes me sick..
It does make you sick. Literally.
wow ha ha ur right i shouldve made this into a joke!!
As a semi-professional joke killer (I studied under a German, so I’m pretty good at it) I would like to point out that not all bacteria is bad or makes you sick, some of it is vital to your staying alive actually.
if someone has a fucking phobia of something don’t be an asshole and play with their fear for your own amusementUNLESS IT’S HOMOPHOBIA. THEN YOU ACT AS NON-STRAIGHT AS YOU CAN AND WATCH THE BLOOD POUR OUT OF THEIR EYES
That’s because Homophobia isn’t a fear - it’s just someone being a dick head. The real definition has been passed around the originator of the quote has been lost, but the “fear” is actually “That a gay man will treat you how you treat women.”
Jack was employed into service for the East India Trading Company and was given command of the Wicked Wench. However, after he set free a cargo of slaves, his employer, Cutler Beckett, had Jack branded as a pirate and the Wench set aflame and sunk. After failing to rescue the Wench, Sparrow struck a bargain with the ghostly captain of the Flying Dutchman, Davy Jones, to resurrect his beloved vessel. Jones returned the ship to Jack in near perfect condition except for the permanently charred hull. This prompted Jack to rename her the Black Pearl.
Jack Sparrow just got way cooler.
Yo, this is why Norrington said he’s the “worst pirate I’ve ever heard of,” and then Jack followed it up with, “But you have heard of me.”
Because Jack was branded a Pirate because he freed people rather than stealing anything. So Norrington, with his sense of duty, knows that Jack has been branded a criminal for actively not being a terrible human being. Norrington is torn between his duty as a naval officer and knowing that Jack is right.
He freed exactly 100 people, that’s why his debt to Jones was 100 souls. Davy has a sick sense of irony after all. Jack freed 100 souls and as a consequence his ship got sunk. Now his ship has been raised and as a consequence, he has to enslave 100 souls. This explains his reluctance to actually pay back the debt.
Crap, the latter portion of this franchise was a lot smarter than I thought it was…
There’s so much people don’t get about this franchise, the story is really more complex than just “funny drunken pirate meets hottie lady and hottie man with occasional visits from squid man”.
A “Sent” folder.
A notification when someone answers your ask.
A WORKING VIDEO PLAYER
TEXT POSTS NOT CONVERTED TO LINKS WITHOUT CONSENT
IF LUCIFER NEEDS CONSENT TO ENTER SAMS BODY THEN YOU NEED CONSENT TO CHANGE IT TO LINKS
Slutwalk | NYC
On October 1st 3,000 – 4,000 people gathered to attended the SlutWalk NYC rally and march. The diverse crowd, primarily made up of young men and women, marched from Union Square through the East Village and past the 9th Precinct (former home of the alleged NYPD rapists Moreno and Mata) chanting; ‘Hey Rapists Go Fuck Yourself’ and ‘No means no – however we dress, where-ever we go!” The march coincided the day after the Wall Street Journal posted a story on Brooklyn cops telling women to ‘cover it up’ in response to ongoing series of sexual attacks in the Park Slope neighborhood.
SlutWalk NYC is a grassroots movement that challenges rape culture and victim-blaming, which works to end sexual and domestic violence.
Kill your local rapist. Once you run out, start killing the rest of them.
so my dad has been making bird noises for the last hour and finally I was like dad are you trying to summon me or something like what are you doing
then he goes “oh good you got my tweet” and giggled manically
my dad thinks hes famous now, he keeps asking me to check the notes
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The Sea is a cruel mistress… but she is fair.
my friend started his oral presentation today by ripping up his notes and saying ‘i brought notes in today, but i’m not going to use them’ and everyone was so surprised
a few seconds later he pulled out different notes in his pocket and said ‘i’ll be using these instead’ and i lost my shit