British Kitchen Nightmares: “The risotto is overcooked and your restaurant needs new lighting.”
American Kitchen Nightmares: “YOUR STAFF DOES DRUGS ON THE CLOCK, YOUR FAMILY THINKS YOU’RE AN ASSHOLE AND THERE’S A LIVE RAT IN MY FOOD.”
Imagine if the series had ended right after this moment.
…but not being sure if you’re ready to start:
NOT HAVING ANYTHING PLANNED
Crows are scary
- use tools
- Can be taught to speak (like parrots)
- Have huge brains for birds
- like seriously their brain-to-body size ratio is equal to that of a chimpanzee
- They vocalize anger, sadness, or happiness in response to things
- they are scary smart at solving puzzles
- some ravens stay with their mates until one of them dies
- they can remember faces
- SIDENOTE HERE BECAUSE HOLY SHIT. They did an experiment where these guys wore masks and some of them fucked with crows. Pretty soon the crows recognized the masks = douchebag. But the nice guys with masks they left alone. THEN, OH WE’RE NOT DONE, NO SIR crows that WEREN’T EVEN IN THE EXPERIMENT AND NEVER SAW THE MASK BEFORE knew about mask-dudes and attacked them on sight. THEY PASSED ON THE FUCKING INFORMATION TO THEIR CROW BUDDIES.
- They remember places where crows were killed by farmers and change their migration patterns.
Guys I’m really scared of crows now.
Yeah but have you seen this
YEAH! THEY ALSO PLAY FOR NO EVIDENT REASON OTHER THAN FUN AND THEY LOVE THE SNOW!
Crows are seriously the coolest birbs ever.
well, feeling the need for entertainment also kinda indicates intelligence, so.
btw i have seen them playing in the snow for no reason many times. i loved it when they found a slope covered entirely in ice and started sliding down it together repeatedly.
THAT’S NOT WHAT I WAS EXPECTING AT ALL
After announcing she was leaving her job at the KTVA station in Anchorage, Alaska, by telling viewers, “F—k it, I quit,” she joined HuffPost Live on Thursday and smoked a joint live on the air.
"I’ll spark up right now. It is what it is. I’m in the privacy of my own home."
Can I pls marry her.
I don’t think I will ever understand someone who gives up their career for a drug.
She’s entering a new career in medicine.
Humanity has been using cannabis & hemp since the days of prehistory. It’s a food, a textile, a medicine and it does lend itself to recreational use similar to alcohol — unlike alcohol it does not cause bouts of drunken rage or cause organ and circulatory system disorders.
It was made illegal in the 20th century beginning in the US due to pressure from competing industry groups — cotton growers and the pharmaceutical industry had interests in retraining the use, and after the prohibition of alcohol ended corporate interests in that industry wanted to keep their monopoly on recreational euphorics.
Racism in the US also influenced continued cannabis prohibition. Use of “Gage” as a traditional sacred herb can be traced to Africa and was carried throughout the African diaspora. Propagandized as a criminal element of African-american culture, criminalization of cannabis was used to criminalize and marginalize large segments of the the population of African heritage and continues to support the prison-industrial complex.
Humanity has sprung from the loins of the Fertile Crescent and has aggregated the evolutionary iterations of cannabis use within the very core of our DNA. We have grown as a species with it in our blood since the beginning of time — it’s a natural part of who we are, what we’ve become and, hopefully, our future if we are lucky enough to have a future in the face of corporate fascism, pollution, nuclear and biological weapons of mass destruction and an out-of-control population lorded-over by a micro-segment of the ultra rich and powerful.
Every movement has martyrs, some give their lives, Charlo gave her job.
More power to her in her new direction.
How the world sees America.
niall horan is such an inspiration
Ah, Bisexuality Day, when Freddie Mercury visits all the bisexuals who’ve been good the past year and gives them presents
Ha ha, I can’t believe you still think Freddie Mercury is real. Everybody knows it’s really your parents.
IT IS FREDDIE. I’VE SEEN HIM! HE COMES TO YOUR HOUSE AND LEAVES YOU OSCAR WILDE BOOKS AND MARLON BRANDO MOVIES.
ed is 4’8
levi is 5’3
ed is 5’7 by the end of the manga (and he’s 18)
levi is 5’3 (and he’s in his mid 30’s)
Thank you. Thank you so much for this.
Matt Damon was conflicted when friends Jimmy Kimmel and Ben Affleck called on him to complete the ALS ice bucket challenge.
HOLY SHIT THIS IS THE BEST THING